
Monkey Sez

It's gotten so bad that...
Submitted by fongaboo on Thu, 10/09/2008 - 9:20pm. Monkey Sez
Things have gotten so bad that it's given rise to a unique type of voter that I call the 'sparkplug' voter. This would be a southern, midwestern or otherwise traditionally 'red' voter who is actually feeling so desperate about the current state of things, that even they are willing to give the kid a shot.


Any similarity to Berlin, 11/9/89?
Submitted by fongaboo on Mon, 09/29/2008 - 9:34pm. Monkey Sez

My Adidas
Submitted by fongaboo on Sun, 02/24/2008 - 12:36pm. Monkey SezAm I the only one that finds it hilarious that the leader of the communism in the western hemisphere is a label whore??


Gellibaff - a fetish in the making
Submitted by mechno on Wed, 01/31/2007 - 7:36pm. Monkey SezWhile reading Tha Boing I happened upon the story of Gellibaff. 1) what kind of name is that? 2) Where can I get some?
Gellibaff is a strange powder that will absorb 400 times its weight to become a gooey slime.
Gellibaff
Oh the fun I'd have!

Happy New Year!
Submitted by mechno on Mon, 01/01/2007 - 10:46am. Monkey SezAt Fantasyland, it's always the year of the monkey. Ok. It's just another day, but let's do things we put off, do things we were afraid to do, do things that we wish we could, and do things that we might think better of later. It was a wise metalhead who once said to me "a funny thing about regret is, that it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done."
ROCK THE *HEE-HAW* OUT!

GET ON UP!
Submitted by fongaboo on Mon, 12/25/2006 - 2:31pm. Monkey Sez
Juuuuust Wondering
Submitted by insomniac on Fri, 12/15/2006 - 1:01pm. Monkey Sez
I've noticed a trend. A relationship between really fat girls and sexual deviancy. Seems like a disproportionate number of fatties I know (and I know quite afew) participate in S&M/BDSM clubs, bisexual orgies, or are really into all-things-fetish. Why is this? Why are fatties more likely to be freaky? Fong offered me a pretty interesting theory on the matter... but I was wondering if anyone else had a take on this phenomena as well. Could this be related to why some guys are "chubby chasers"? Or is that something else all together?
*Sigh* It's so hard being thin & hot... nothing makes sense.




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