Am I the only one that finds it hilarious that the leader of the communism in the western hemisphere is a label whore??

While reading Tha Boing I happened upon the story of Gellibaff. 1) what kind of name is that? 2) Where can I get some?
Gellibaff is a strange powder that will absorb 400 times its weight to become a gooey slime.
Gellibaff
Oh the fun I'd have!

At Fantasyland, it's always the year of the monkey. Ok. It's just another day, but let's do things we put off, do things we were afraid to do, do things that we wish we could, and do things that we might think better of later. It was a wise metalhead who once said to me "a funny thing about regret is, that it's better to regret something you have done, than to regret something you haven't done."
ROCK THE *HEE-HAW* OUT!

I've noticed a trend. A relationship between really fat girls and sexual deviancy. Seems like a disproportionate number of fatties I know (and I know quite afew) participate in S&M/BDSM clubs, bisexual orgies, or are really into all-things-fetish. Why is this? Why are fatties more likely to be freaky? Fong offered me a pretty interesting theory on the matter... but I was wondering if anyone else had a take on this phenomena as well. Could this be related to why some guys are "chubby chasers"? Or is that something else all together?

*Sigh* It's so hard being thin & hot... nothing makes sense.