There was the lady who was using hers to provide a running commentary on how much she wasn't enjoying The Brotherhood of the Wolf back when that was in the cinemas. I doubt she was illiterate, just too lazy to read the captions or the notices saying that the movie was in French.

Emmanuel Goldstein has been talking a bit lately about a cell phone jammer that someone sent him as a gift. I don't recommend going out and buying one, they're quite illegal, and for good reason, but I gotta tell you, there are times when having something like that would be a positive godsend.

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DRM, Eggs, Sausage and DRM 'asn't got that much DRM in it....