Anyone who knowsme knows I am a lightweight, so two martinis, a magarita and a corona have done me in. So let me tell u about
Reno 911: The Movie.

We almost didn't go because f*ckin' Rotten Tomatoes said it was few and far in between laughs. But f*ck that shit! Oh man I lost my shit so many times I had a mouthful of puke come up into my mouth (something I might do again right now).

Often these comedy shows who try to expand to a movie end up not transscending to the movie screen too well. For instance, Strangers with Candy was a big turd. But holy sh!t the veterans of The State took this already-a-gem of a cop show to the next level.. doing shit I couldn't have imagined.

And man that girl in the topless beach scene had amazing t!ts.. I mean Christ they were perfect. And when Dangle and Weigel got it on, I almost passed out.

And is that really Williams's real ass? I think it was a prosthetic, ala Eddie-Murphy-in-Norbit.

Just go see it. You'll laugh your f*ckin' ass off. It was at least as good as Borat, even though it will never get the recognition. It was a barrage of laughs.