Part 3: Those sensitive Gen-X guys

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I mentioned before that Gen-Xers live solely in their heads. That is why the documentary Crumb is the holy grail for male Gen-Xers, who grew up in the post-feminist era. The movie explores the psyche of comic book artist R. Crumb, and his psychosexual & racist drawings. In essence, it attempts to shed light on the reasons behind his darkest sexual thoughts - "reasons" Gen-Xers were all too happy to embrace and normalize.

Ever wonder why Gen-X males can stare at your t!ts, flaunt their p0rn collection & not hear a word you say? Well, ladies, it's because they are sensitive enough to understand the primal workings of the male mind, not because they're chauvinist pigs. And, um, that's not total bullsh!t or anything. Like how Michael Richards enthusiastically endorsed lynching but denied being a racist. No, no, no. It all makes perfect sense. Maybe you, too, need to stop suppressing your inner-tramp and start giving it up to these insightful & respectful gentlemen. I mean, what's more "empowering" than acting like a skanky whore?

Next week... Gen-Xers and their love for obscure random references.



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man, you've got a great pair

man, you've got a great pair of tits..

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Girl with amazing rack

insomniac's picture

ah

Now I know why you were so eager for me to post these essays. You're so cool!

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nice tits indeed!

My favorite part about graduating now will be dodging my student loan officer for the rest of my life. He will be in cahoots with the Columbia Record and Tape Company guy... been after my ass for years.