Holy Christ, Gen-Xers love to talk. And I don't mean have a conversation. They love to talk AT you. You might not realize it at first, and you'll foolishly try to add your perspective. But you'll quickly learn that Gen-Xers will continue to talk OVER your responses. There's no point in even trying. You could physically morph into a chupacabra and start killing baby lambs and they wouldn't miss a beat. No, all you can do is just wait it out. Eat a snickers because you aren't going anywhere for a while. And it doesn't even matter if what they are saying is relevant, logical or accurate. It's like a stream of consciousness that goes absolutely nowhere.

Ya know, I wonder what 2 Gen-Xers would sound like if they met for coffee. I bet it would be similar to when you accidently pick up 2 radio stations at once. But, imagine if each of the radio stations happened to be broadcasting your senile grandmother straight out of the nursing home.

Listen up Gen-xers (and when you "listen", it means you must stop talking. Stop. Stop. Stoppity. Stopish. Stop. End. Finish. Fin. Over. Stop). Pontification is not the same thing as wisdom. Unless you want to have a dialogue, stop wasting our time.

Next week.. "But, I'm staring at your tits in a post modern sort of way".