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Submitted by fongaboo on Mon, 03/26/2007 - 9:22am.

I remember the moment I realized organized religion was sketchy. I was 8 or 9.

My mother had just confessed that Santa Claus wasn't real, and the dominos started to fall in my mind:

"So, is the Easter Bunny real?"

"No."

"How about the Tooth Fairy?"

"No."

"What about Jesus? Is he real?"

"Oh yeah. He's real."

Then I proceeded to give my mom this look that said 'F*ck me once, your fault. F*ck me twice.."

It was then that I realized that religion is just like Santa Claus, except where noone ever lets the adults in on the gag.

Here are some gems from some of those adults:

www.fstdt.com

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Another one

Submitted by Critter on Tue, 03/27/2007 - 8:33am.

You would like Religious Freaks. Check it out.

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