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Fergie (whose real name is Stacy Ferguson) first got our attention as the singer/eye candy in the Black Eyed Peas. Her urban edge & reported meth habit helped bring the band a little bit of street cred. And soon, she was shaking her ass for the world, passionately singing about her "Lovely Lady Lumps" (and after a bit of research, I discovered that ‘lady lumps’ was infact NOT a medical condition).
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