
Evolution


I was cleaning out some old boxes yesterday & I came across a CD collection that used to belong to my teenage self. Stuff like One King Down, Korn's first album, NIN, etc. Man, I used to be such a little anger child. How embarassing.
If I cringe thinking about my teenage self, would my teenage self cringe to see me now? Probably.
Me@16: How did you get so uncool? You don't smoke anymore, you don't go clubbing anymore, you're all settled down...You represent everything I fear about getting older.
Me@26: Why are you so angry? Life isn't as bad as you think it is.
Me@16: I can't believe you're married and have a house. Sell out. You're totally turning into mom. I should probably kill myself now to prevent this from happening.
Me@26: I can't believe you're so fat and you think that Korn is "genius". And you think your wild hair colors define you as a person. I know you think you're really deep, but you're just silly. Listen, things do get better, so just hang in there.
Me@16: Well, at least you work in radio and have a hot husband. And two cute dogs. And you still have your tounge peirced. And you have tattoos. That's cool.
Me@26: Yeah, well, some things never change.
If you and your teenage self could meet, what do you think you would you say to each other? Would your adult self be a disapointment?

me@15: woah, you're actually
me@15: woah, you're actually gonna marry that old guy that you met on the internet from New York?
me@24: just don't mention that you met on the internet and your dad won't kill him.
me@15: holy shit, why aren't you going to concerts all the time anymore?
me@24: how the fuck do you have money to go to concerts all of the time?

hello me. meet the new me.
me@16: wow teenage girls are so hot.. and untouchable
me@31: wow teenage girls are so hot.. and impressionable

been there
Fong stole mine.
Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.

so I said to myself, "Self,
Me@16: Why didn't you pull a columbine?
Me@26: Why don't you pull a columbine?
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