So easy a caveman could do it.

gravybt's picture
Camera pans the audience

Grainy video of the backs of peoples heads

Comedian on stage is visible. lanky nervous man pacing back and forth.

Comedy club logo on stage is visible. Looks like a basketball with words "LAUGH FACTOR" readable



Comedian becomes agitated.

Comedian: SHUT UP! 50,000 YEARS AGO WE'D HAVE YOU UPSIDE DOWN WITH A ROCK UP YOUR A$$.

Comedian paces some more.

Comedian: YOU CAN GRUNT, YOU CAN GRUNT, YOU'RE BRAVE NOW M@THER F**KER. THROW HIS ASS OUT. HE'S A CAVEMAN! HE'S A CAVEMAN! HE'S A CAVEMAN! A CAVEMAN, LOOK, THERE'S A CAVEMAN!

The crowd becomes visibly and audibly confused and upset.

Caveman: That's un-f**ing call for, ain't necessary.

Comedian: That's what happens when you interupt a homosapiens, don't you know?

Comedian appears more nervous, more frazzled, as if he just lost it

Comedian: THEY'RE NOT GOING TO ARREST ME FOR CALLING A NEANDRATHAL A CAVEMAN.

Comedian: "Alright, you see? This shocks you. It shocks you to see what's buried beneath...?"

Caveman: It's not funny! that's why you're a reject, never had no shows, never had no movies, insurance commercials -- that's it!

Comedian becomes suddenly forlorn.

Comedian: You're absolutely right. I'm just a wash up.

As the sillouettes of several cavemen leaving the venue cross the grainy footage, they turn to face the camera, their faces clearly visible.

Company logo "GECKO" appears on the screen.

Announcer proclaims "GECKO. So easy a caveman could do it."

Signature bass slaps conclude the set



fongaboo's picture

So easy a caveman could do it.

I'm not 100% in love with your tone right now..

gravybt's picture

How can it be offensive if it's true?

I mean historically, you guys have failed to adapt.