Burger King Told Me Not To Be A P*SSY

insomniac's picture

I thought we were past this...




If you don't find this insulting, imagine the opposte.

I am woman, hear me gossip. I admit, I'm bad at math. I'm a chick. I love to shop for shoes. Tagline: Eat like a woman. Burger King now offers premium salads and water.

Guys, Burger King is kicking you right in the balls. Although they try to make this new "eat like a man" campaign tounge-in-cheek, the message is clear. If you don't eat their food, you're a huge p*ssy. And with today's blurred gender roles, this is sure to strike a nerve in a lot of men. How desperate. As if I didn't have enough reasons to stay away from Burger King.



koyaan's picture

BKFU

Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.